Aku nak itu! Aku nak itu!

Hari ni utk kesekian kalinya mkn McDonald walaupun rs mcm dah muak mkn tiap2 minggu... Ni semua gara2 nak collect glass free..Memang x sbr nak tunggu minggu yg dpt lime kaler. Tahun lepas terlepas kaler ni.. Tapi td ntah mcm mn boleh slh order..huhu.. Lupa nak ckp nak set ade glass.. bila call balik, dia ckp kene order yg lain... x kuasa I!!!

so 2 set large : NO FREE GLASS
~sedih~
korang x caya sudah

tapi nasib movie hari ni best : A Team
so kurang sket rs sedih + enjoy nak pergi family day ahad ni!
Kuantan, here i comes!!! YEARGHHHH

Semua dah ada kecuali 2 terakhir tp yang kaler last tu x mo...
sbb mcm buruk je

Pstt : Aku nak itu! Aku nak itu! teringat cerita rakyat sang kancil dgn monyet...

Aku nak insaf

Kdg2 jln2 nampak bebudak2 remaja
Pakai bj sendat pendek..
sekali duduk, baju terangkat..
terus nampakn lurah diblkg..
Auuuww seksi u..
bersyukur
setakat ni x pernah lg berpakaian mcm tu..
Sebab nampak buruk giler k.. lg2 kalau ko pakai tudung..
Sgt memburukkan agama!

Tadi tgh men2 tenet, terjumpa satu blog...
Blog ni membuatkan aku berfikir ttg pakaian yg aku sendiri pakai sehari2...
Nama je aku ni pakai tudung..
tp...

Yelah.. kekadang tu bj tutup bontot
tp ehem...
nampak cutting lah jugak walaupun x mcm balut nangka..
Stokin mcm chipsmore : jap ade, jap x de..

pleaselah jgn bg alasan tu tgn je.. tu kaki je..
xde beza ko tunjuk kaki dgn ko tunjuk bontot..
hukum tutup aurat tu semua anggota sama berat je..
Sesungguhnya yg HALAL itu jelas dan yg HARAM itu jelas.

Bila lah nak insaf ctKB?
Allah dah bg mcm2 nikmat, susah sgt ke nak buat apa yg disuruh...
umo dah tue.. kang x sempat tobat tuhan dah tarik nyawa...
Ko nak syurga ke x nak?
Kalau ko x nak, byk lgi org lain yg berebut nak masuk..
x kuasa nak melayan kau sorang...

Psstt : knp lah susah sgt istiqamah...

Testing 1..2..3..

Pelik
bila ade org
ajak kite buat notty / jahat
giler2 punyer lah menggode
pastu
bila x berjaya
die bagi ayat cover line baek punyer
.
.
" awak lulus ujian saya "



x de keje ke nak uji2 org?...
Tepuk dada tanya iman sendiri lah bro!!!

Happy Besday mommy

ALLAH is so wise that he never created Mom with price tags.
If He did,
I wouldn't have been able to afford a precious mom like you.

Love U,
ur daughter

Nota dari BOS

Once upon a time...

suatu pagi nak pegi kerja dr rumah mak...
6.30 naek motokar --> stesen komuter..
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.
30 jamminit.. train x sampai lagi..
mesej bos...
tut.. tet .. tut..

no reply....
.
.
.
8.30 - sampai opis..
dapat :

Psttt : saya syg bos sy.. (hmmm siap kau bos..)

Coklat kami...

Custom made TAG dari Kina
dan ribbon packaging + coklat di Coklatkawin

Apa yg ko nak sbenarnya?

hmmmm.......

what u try to tell me huh?!!

Before edit

Dear Mr. Tutttt...

I’m so sorry for late reply. I’m not sure what happen my email because I just noticed this email since there is no notification for me.

Fisrt of all, I would like to inform you that we just recruit new staff on…., Miss X. I think she will do efficient since her specifically handling on Chiropractic.

Regarding the Module , my company did discussed the module on the last meeting 29 July 2010 which is then recorded in minutes. We requested for your company brief specifically on how this earch engine functioning weather its is based on index, ranking, customer log in or key word searching. And we also requested your company do some comparison this system with Google search engine. I will forward to you the minutes. I would like to inform that our official minutes meeting is in Malay language due to our policy. So it is the representative is responsible to translate it for us, Mr. Teeetttt should know about this because the discussion is in English. We are apologize for this matter.

Regards,

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After edited

Dear Mr. Tuuuttt

I’m so sorry for the late reply. This is partly my fault as I was not sure what happened to my email inbox.

First of all, I would like to inform you that we just recruited a new staff on 20^th April 2011, by the name of Miss X. She will be assisting me in handling the Chiropractic modules so that work progress will hopefully be better on our part.

In regards to Module, we had discussion with Mr. Teeettt on our last meeting held on 29th July 2010. We requested for your company to brief us in detail on whether the search engine function is based on index, ranking, user log-in or key words. Attached is the minutes of meeting held on 29^th July 2010. Apart from that, we also requested your company on the comparison of this search engine function with Google search engine. However, I would like to inform that our official minutes of meeting are written in Malay language due to our government policy. So before this, a research assistant from your company usually assist Mr. Teeettt in translating the minutes. We are apologize for this matter although I’m glad that the discussion of meeting is conducted in English language. Thanks for your patience and sorry again for the late reply.

Regards

me...

Psstttt : Buruk giler English!!!! Oh... i need English class...
TQ En. Sepet yg boolat

Semangat!

Azam baru
Saya kene kuruskan badan!!yolah tu
Jadi pagi tadi
Bermula dgn langkah pertama keluar rumah
Saya memulakan kiraan langkah sampai lah ke cubical kat opis..
+ / - 1700 langkah!!!
(termasuk turun tangga 12 tingkat sebab lif rosak)
jenuh lah nak mengira satu2..
x de pedometer, jadi terpaksa kira manual sampai kering anak tekak!..
nak minum air tak blh.. sbb ganti pose..
Nasib x jd mcm semlm
terserempak dgn abg tingkat 3..
terus x ingat langkah

pasni nak kene cukupkan 10,000 langkah sehari..
x tahu mcm mn nak dptkan lagi beribu2 tu..
kan bgs kalau org lain boleh tolong buat pergerakan..
bdn kite yg mengurus.. hihi

Pedometer?
Alat utk kira langkah kaki secara electronic atau electromechanical dengan mengesan pergerakan pinggul.. So kalau korang mls nak pg tempat lain, korang boleh goyang inul k utk menggenapkan 10,000 steps tu..

Psttt : jeles jiran sebelah ade pedometer..

Chocolate Praline

Chocolate yang ditempah oleh salah sorang team member sempena perkahwinan mereka..
1. 35 biji Chocolate praline - custome made
2. 200 edible image oreo choc.. (gambar tak jumpa)

Dapatkan dari dapur kami k..

X yah nak cover line..

Salam,
Baru2 ni, saya dihubungi oleh exschoolmate yg x rapat pon..
walaupun rasa pelik,
tapi cube berfikir positif..
Tapi ntah knp hati sy mmg rasa x sedap ati...
mmm mungkin perasaan sy saje..

Dah mcm polis pencen je..mcm2 soklan yang ditanya..
mungkin sbb lama x bertukar cerite, so layan jelah...

"Kerja kat mana?"
"Kerja kat ***, KL"
"Kerja apa?"
"Kerja Peg. Penyelidik"..
sbb hati rs x sedap so mls nak citer yg sbnrnya cuma kerja kontrak je pon
"Ok tak kerja sana?"
"Biase jea..."
"Suker ke kerja terikat dgn office hour" tanya psl kerja...
"OK jea, ni pon mmg salu balik lewat pon.. suker lepak kat opis"
"O... satisfy ke kerja situ?" ok, psl kerja lagi
"Ok jea.."<- mood mls nak layan
"Mesti gaji besar kan , nanti boleh lah belanja mkn" <- ayat cliche supaya korang reply yg korang x de duit
"InsyaAllah"
"ade benda baik nak share" - mmm hati mmg dah x sedap...
"O ada agenda rupanya contact saya..."
"x la.. cuma nak contact kawan lama.."
"Ekonomi awak stabil tak?"
-mls nak reply-

Hell000000 kalau nak contact kawan lama pon, x yahlah sampai nak tanya gaji dan ekonomi org!!

Orang mcm ni bila x berjaya nak mempengaruhi org, dorang akan bg ayat paling sengal : disbbkan org mcm awak berfikiran sempit dan x nak rebut peluang, orang melayu x maju dan ketinggalan...

pastu jgn harap lah dorang nak contact atau ambik tahu psl korang...

Dahlaa... x payahlah nak gunakan alasan nak contact kawan lama tu.. selama ni x pernah pon bertanya khabar... X yahlah nak pura2 atau cover line konon nak ambil berat k. hakikatnya korang cuma nak mengembangkan business korang tu jer kan. Yelah, kang kalau downline x berkembang x de lah comission korang...

So Hipokrit..

Please la.. saya mmg x minat dengan business korang ceburi...
Memang saya akui perniagaan adalah salah satu sumber rezeki.. dan Rasulullah dulu pun berniaga...
tapi lepas ni jgn plak nak counter back sy dgn bagi hadith2 atau ceramah k..
manalah tahu tetibe next time ada yg guna cara yg lebih ruhaniah siap keluar hadith :

'9/10 rezeki adalah dalam perniagaan'
(Hadith ini sumber asalnya ialah buku Gharib al-Hadith hasil susunan Ibrahim al-Harbi. Di dalam hadith ini, didapati Nu'aim Bin Abd. Rahman telah menyebut bahawa ia berasal daripada Rasulullah s.a.w. )

Tapi sy akan ckp:
menurut al-ahkam, ia tidak disebutkan atau diriwayatkan di dalam buku-buku hadith utama seperti: Sahih al-Bukhari, Sahih Muslim, buku-buku Sunan, Musnad-musnad dan lain-lain lagi. Ini merupakan di antara (salah satu) petunjuk tentang kedhaifan sesebuah hadith....

walaupun korang gunakan alasan nak contact kwn lama..
tp jgn lah pulak slh gunakan ayat quran/ hadith utk mencapai objektif korang k..
x baik, mak marah....gunakan pd tempat yg betul...

Psst : Muak dgn kawan2 yg join sistem piramid.. a.k.a. M.L.M

Lega...

Alhamdulillah,
1st draft proposal saya diterima..
TQ jugak pd Fifa sbb byk tolong sy
n Kina sbb temankan sy
walaupun sbnrnya buat contest

Saya suke Prof. MakYati..
sgt baik dan supportive..

Yea! x lama lg jd student...
Semoga dipermudahkan ALLAH segala urusan..
Semoga Master saya berjln dgn lancar
dan cepat kawen..

Tunggu...

Tunggu
sampai ade masa k..

Pstt: Superb biziiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii